i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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