Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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