tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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