you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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