you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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