Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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