Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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