I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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