I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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