Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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