I need to stop coming to work sober
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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