Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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