how can u be prego again
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I understand Curling. That high.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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