After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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