After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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