your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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