i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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