508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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