He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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