Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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