Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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