I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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