what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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