if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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