I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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