Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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