no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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