We got so high we made milksteak
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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