it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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