we're blogging at a bar
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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