ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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