you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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