Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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its like you know when i get waxed
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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