we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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