it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I have already put on my inside pants.
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