Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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