I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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