Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
