walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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