I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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