Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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