Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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