ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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