I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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