singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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