Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
