lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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