Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Randomize
