also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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