i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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