We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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