im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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