Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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